Saruwatari Ayumi (junglemonkee) wrote,
Saruwatari Ayumi

I Don't Think So

This slurped from wordweaverlynn

Freudian Inventory Results
Genital (70%) you appear to have a progressive and constructive outlook on life.
Latency (23%) you appear to have an irrational view on the value of learning.
Phallic (70%) you appear to have issues with controlling your sexual desires and possibly fidelity.
Anal (70%) you appear to be overly self controlled, organized, and subservient to authority.
Oral (40%) you appear to have a good balance of independence and interdependence.
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Let's see..."I have an irrational view on the value of learning." Apart from the grammatical problems with this sentence, I have a completely rational view of the value of this particular judgement.

I "Have issues controlling my sexual desires and possibly fidelity." Several ex-husbands would probably agree to this. On the other hand, if they knew me all that well, they would still be current husbands. So, another Go Fish.

"Overly self controlled, organized and subservient to authority." Yes. Exactly. My big, fat ass is a testament to my amazing self-control. Yes, I'm organized. On the other hand, more often than not, I AM the authority to whom I'm subservient. So, I think we have another Go Fish here.

Now, of the five metrics we have defined, this quiz has gotten three wrong. This does not bode well for the accuracy of the remaining 40% of the answers, even if they are a little more complimentary.


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