I am sad. My little kid is sick. She's got The Cold. She's really glorpy and wimpy. We got all ready for work this morning and drove all the way to Baby School, but once we got there, she was just too wimpy to stay. She was crying and clinging to me and begging me not to leave (a 180-degree difference from her normal morning behavior), and at the point where she had all three teachers gathered around her trying to appease her, I realized that it just wasn't right to have my one wimpy kid monopolizing the time of half the staff.
So, a few hits of Dimetapp and some quality nap time and she should be back to normal.