Saruwatari Ayumi (junglemonkee) wrote,
Saruwatari Ayumi
junglemonkee

I Have a Horrible Confession...

I had a brief email conversation a while back wherein I promised someone that I would not delete the wombat pr0n images from my hard drive. But really...my hard drive is getting full up. And, well, you may as well know the truth.

It Always Starts Innocently It Always Starts Innocently

A flirtatious look. An accidental brush. A casual scratch behind the ears. And it all leads somewhere very, very sordid.
This Guy is a Wombat Lover and Proud of It This Guy is a Wombat Lover and Proud of It

This image is copyrighted. Because he wants everyone - his wife, his parents, his priest, to know that he's not ashamed of what he's done.
He Majored in Animal Husbandry He Majored in Animal Husbandry

You've heard about zoophilia, right? It's not about *sex* - it's about LOVE. Um...okay.
NAWBLA NAWBLA

It'll take decades of therapy to sort this one out.
Don't! Stop! Don't! Stop! Don't! Stop! Don't! Stop!

Is this his "O" face? Or his "Oh, no!" face?
And finally... And finally...

Naked wombat.
They Can't Be Bothered to Take Off Their Clothes They Can't Be Bothered to Take Off Their Clothes

What is it about wombat fanciers? They have a Guiness or two and then it's "Martha - get the wombat." And poor Martha is forced to look on in shame and horror.
It's What You Don't See That Counts It's What You Don't See That Counts

There's an entire prison glee club back there. He's not so much asleep as passed out.
No Wombat is Safe No Wombat is Safe

From the looks of this, the one thing you want to be doing right after the square dance is finding yourself some nubile wombat flesh.

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